“I've got the wire, if you've got the work."

This ex-murderer returned from an early retirement to bring her considerable skills to any battlefield. Her arcane sniper crossbow fires the ghosts of previously-fired arrows.

LINESHOT. Ballistic twine tethers an enemy to the ground, stopping them cold.

GRABBLING HOOK. Grabble onto a ledge for an assassin's-eye-view.  (The term "grappling hook" is owned by Nintendo of America.)

SPOOL RUNNINGS. Sight and mark multiple enemies, then reel them together for damage on fleek.

“Let my light hands dance upon thy knitted brow."

As a healer versed in Voyancy, innocent Charity Grace provides tender aid to daring embattled heroes. Some say her skill in Voyance can even return life to the dead within a moderate radius.

SYMPATHIZER. Restores teammate health via a tethered beam of theoretical care particles.

RELIEF FROTH. A stable mist of milky comfort eases teammate aches and pains. 

CHARITY BEYOND MEASURE. Healjoy gives her life and takes an extended respawn timer to instantly heal all teammates. All players, both friend and foe, must watch an emotional cutscene about her beautiful sacrifice.

“There be a lot more’n sand in me starfish."

Centuries ago, this vagabond pirate lost his mortal soul in the Sundering Sea. Now he walks among the living as a shambling reef of salty mayhem.

LOBSTER DISQUE. Lower the painsail with a homing crustacean chakram.

CRABSWARM. They'll need to use their bib as a tourniquet after this short-range typhoon of claws, legs, and shells.

CRIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER. Lash twin anchors at your foe to commit the ultimate maritime hate crime. 

"Eine, zwei, how drei I am!"

This very drunk Austrian is ready to loose his load at the drop of a shell.

FLAGON’S BREATH. Overpump your shotty for a triple-round incendiary burst.

TUCK-AND-BLOW. Quickly roll in any direction and unleash an overpowered blast.

OKTOBERFLECH. Become a human Geneva convention violation and burst exploding flechettes in all directions.

“Mainspring wishes it could speak in the first person.”

A mechanical masterpiece designed to keep time by one death per minute, this erstwhile horologian’s crimes are nothing if not punctual.

CLOCK PULSE. Harness the vibration of a cesium atom to jolt the enemy into a state of incontinent anguish.

BEZELATION. Send a hot-lead fusillade back through time and ventilate your foe’s parents when they were a kid.

TOURBILLON PILEDRIVER. Grapple your target and set them up for an on-time departure—destination: infirmity.

“I’ll do something that will make you scared forever.”

Born beneath hell, this hateful demigod feeds on pain and suffering which inflicts massive health. He leaves behind a wake of shuttered hospitals and unemployed doctors.

WAITING ROOM. Immobilize your target in a sensory deprivation hell-for-one.

VIVISECTOR. Gouge them open, inscribe an explosive glyph on their pancreas, then send them back to spawn for an AOE TPK.

BACK-ALLEY TRANSFUSION. Overcharge your max health while infecting the opponent with Bleed and Osteoporosis.

“Let us glove our fists in the muff of justice.”

Encased in the ceremonial duracryst armor of her native Silikind, the only cleavage on this brawling royal daughter is the cleavage of your two skull halves.

AMETHFYST. Envelop a fist in gems and precious stones, then do a very strong punch at him.

FACET LUNGE. Throw up a mobile crystal wall and charge forward.

GEM LOOP. Grab an enemy for a diamond-hard suplex, with an AOE brittle chert spray.

“My sacred oath forbids me to raise a weapon against any man.”

The Order of The Unbroken takes its vow seriously but found a workaround by arming its adherents with lethal bludgeoning shields.

SHIELD POUND. Roll forward and dash into the enemy’s sternum, breaking their C4 and C5 vertebrae.

HARD MODE. Go turgid and become a living turret, auto-attacking anything within a 15m radius.

VOWBREAKER. Briefly abandon the church and dual-wield full auto TEC-9s in a bloodsoaked impromptu rumspringa.

“Let’s see how deep the mushroom goes”

Hailing from a race of sentient puffball mycelids, this fungal forager sprouts vengeance on a macrocellular level.

SPORE SHOT. Confuse the foe with a jet of hand-expressed homing spores.

GLOCK THROW. Perform the ultimate misdirect by reaching for a sidearm and hurling it craniumward.

MYCOTIC TRANSCENDENCE. Spray the fray with an area-effect fungal drift sending the enemy into a hallucination-driven foamy fracas.